Profile BustyKeaton333: Mischief, Merriment and Mammaries

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

First name Tim
I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, Norwegian
I Would Describe Myself As I am Dorkatron 2000. Tbis will porobably get me barred by everyone, but I like my (@)(@)s to be VERY big. Excuse me, I have been stuck inside for a few days with a very affectionate, and annoying, kitty.

I HAVE TO wear glasses. Without them, I will have to feel around. Because of this horrid eyesight, I am NOT ALLOWED to drive. Come see me?
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

More about him

What genre of music do you enjoy most? Gothic Rock
What is your favorite band? KISS (in Makeup, ONLY), David Bowie, old The Cure
Who is your favorite writer? Edgar Allen Poe or Geofferey Chaucer
Who is your favorite character from literature? The Wife of Bath [The Canterbuty Tales

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be We have a [spicy?] dinner I prepare, then sit on the couch to watch a movie but are far more interested in each other than the TV screen.
I've Always Wanted To Try OK, if what I said before doesn't get me blocked, this will: those EXTREMELY HOT peppers cultivated by Mexican ex-cons, cultivated outside of Mexico City. I have had them once. I want to cook a dish or two or three.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To make you happy. That, and being able to say I have been to every country in the world.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Business, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is I don't know yet

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For? Big 'Uns and Bigger Brains
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed