Profile Demonoid74: Hamsters. Iykykaphuyb

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

First name Dsvid
I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As Alot like Fonzi if I said that with an ironic flair but I try not to talk about myself too much because that's talkin crap bout a gangsta behind his back and I'll straight regulate on a buster talkin' bout uppin' pipe on an' op, I suppose that means pullin' a piece on myself, and then stealing his whip, which would be my car, I guess. So robbing and cappin' myself, apparently. Sounds like a drag. ....this whole tail end of the g funk era is really confusing. I don't really have to do all that right? I could just have a stern talkin' to....uhh,...myself....errrr... about being a fake gangster, and tell ....myself that I'm a real g and tell him not to play cause he don't understand the hood of the game, on bro. I'm SOOOO confused. I gotta call Warren G.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Widowed
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
Body Art Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Other

More about him

What is your favorite band? Godflesh.Eyehategod. Yob
Who is your favorite writer? H.p. Lovecraft
Who is your favorite character from literature? Frankenstein's Monster and Cthulhu

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be Taking some acid committing a string of violent felonies
I've Always Wanted To Try My step mom. Oh. And cannibalism! ; {))

Views Views on life.

My Goal In Life Is Be a successful cult leader. On my way, I think! Hahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....whew....outta breath.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhhhaaaas....gaaaaassspp......whhheeeze.........air.....ha......hh...ha.....heh....hah.....h..h......hah.....uh huh. Hah ...
My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Family, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read Home & Garden, Mathematics, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is Stealing a bulldozer on acid

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Power, Money, Oddities, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? A girl who isn't afraid to shoot me with an arrow. Not like cupid or some jazz. I mean like one a those ones ya hunt bears and , I dunno, runaway elderly people with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Other