Profil FirewalkerAndrew: **SwM in Lanc., PA -iso- SwF/BBW**

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Jeg kan snakke Norsk, Nederlansk, Tysk, Russisk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som I was ‘extruded’ in Brooklyn, NY in September, 1972. I am very polite, caring, considerate of other people’s feelings, and have been told by many of my close friends that I have a very good sense of humor, & that I am also a terrific impersonator. I love to make others laugh, & it means a lot to me to spread cheer, to make others laugh to have a very good time. In some circumstances, I am the life of the party (so to speak), but not in all cases. I generally like to parouse w/a group of people & to keep a low profile, until I get to know new people with whom I feel comfortable w/. At that point, I begin to feel much more comfortable in opening up my unique personality, wild & zany sense of humor.

5’9″ (shoes off) / I weigh in at 265lb. / Shaved bald/I have big brown eyes / I have lightly tanned skin / I have No kids/No pets but I used to have a big Basset Hound named Huckleberry whom I love and miss, very, very much / No ‘tatts’ / No body piercings / I don’t smoke / No drink / No obnoxious habits / No limps (or chimps… LOL!) / No disfigurement (thank God!) / I’m Drug and Disease-FREE / No warrants (just thought u’d like to know! Lol) / I’ve never been married although I look forward to the possibility of getting married some day (to the right person, of course) / I wear glasses w/plastic black frames / Clean-shaven / Roundish facial features / I like to dress casually and usually do–my favorite style of shirts r ones w/collars; I normally don’t like to wear polo shirts / I wear size 13W sneakers & size 13W boots. My favorite style of shoe which I wear r steel toes / I consider myself to b a BHM (Big Hansom Man) & I’m also well-groomed / I usually walk at a fast pace / I rent an apartment here in Lancaster, PA, USA 17602.

My favorite restauranthere in Lancaster, PA is called the “House of Pizza”. Located on Chestnut St here in the city of Lancaster, PA, they have terrific cheese steaks. I recommend the H.o.P for either lunch or dinner. The service is good, and for only 25 cents, they will give u refills on any drink. They also make homemade iced tea–which I really like. So, if u happen to live in the area, u may try peering in to the H.o.P on occasion, as you may find me there sitting down normally in the front of the facility to keep an eye on my mountain bike, but normally choose to sit in front of the restaraunt, right near the huge front windows to look at all of the people and traffic headed east, up Chestnut St. I generally get around w/a very good mountain bike; it is a yellow ‘tricked-out’ Diamondback. My bike is very well-known here in my city of Lancaster. I’ve retrofitted 15″ ‘rise’ handle bars to my bike, & I’ve also customized all of my brake cable & shifter cables along w/all of the housings. It’s pretty ‘bitch’n'! I love my bike, maintain it well, and I normally do a lot of riding. I also usually pull a yellow bike trailer in tow, & it is also a bit ‘tricked out’.

—————————————-Who I Am Willing To Go Out With————————————–

I am only willing to go out with u, if yer a permanent resident of the United States. My policy is UNYIELDING on that 1 point. I NEVER go out with any1 who is only here in the USA visiting temporarily (on a temporary Visa). Such a relationship would not work for me, nor would such a relationship suit me, and would never be practical for me.

W/that said, I am ONLY interested in pursuing a new ‘mate’ who’ll show me the same level of affection, in the reverse. I am NOT into women who mercilessly ignore me, & arrogantly choose to thumb their nose at me, by refusing to return my phone calls. I m NOT into women like THAT!

I HATE the following behaviors -

I utterly HATE having a new partner, who is:

A) Unaffectionate

B) Mean-spirited

C) Untidy (Stinky/Smelly ALL of the time, due to piss-poor hygien)

D) Arrogant & Rude/Mannerless

E) Merciless

F) Blatantly ignores me all the time/Persistently ignores my phone calls… etc.
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My Kroppstype er Ett par ekstra kilo
Min høyde er 5 '9 (1,75 m)
Øynene mine er Brun
Min etnisitet er kaukasisk, Spansk / latinsk
Min Sivilsituasjon er Enslig
Jeg har barn Nei
Jeg vil ha barn Ja
Min beste egenskap er Hender
Mitt hår er Skallet
Jeg har en eller flere av disse Ingen dyr
Villing til å flytte Ja

Status Hva gjør du?

Min Utdanningsnivå Er Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er Student
Min spesialitet er Student
Minn jobb tittel er Student
Jeg tjener så mye på et år Mindre Enn $14,999USD
Jeg bor Alene
Hjemme Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker Nei
Jeg drikker Nei

Personlighet Hvordan opptrer du? Hva er din smak?

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg Klassens klovn
Min sosiale atferd er Observant
Mine interesser og hobbier er Kunst og Håndverk, Lage mat, Internett, Filmer, Lese, Religion / livssyn, Tv
Min idé av å ha det gøy er Være med venner, Shoppe, Lese en bok, Slappe av, Være hjemme, Kino, Tv
En ideel første date vil være Anything that you & I would be comfoartable doing.
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve Something new.
Mine venner beskriver meg som Vennlig, Tullete

Visninger Syn på livet.

Min religion er Kristen
Jeg går på gudstjeneste En gang i uken
Mitt mål i livet er I have several neat goals which I'd love for you to partake in! Careful! Ya judge & run off, you won't get t oexperience all of my intense love & affection. I have much of it to offer you, OK? ;-)
Min humoristiske sans er Smart, Vennlig, Tullete, Slapstick

Smak Hva liker du?

På TV ser jeg alltid på Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Komedie, Instruksjonsvideo, Reality programmer, Repriser
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Dokumentar, Skrekk
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på Dance, Electro, Folkemusikk, Gospel, Pop, Reggae, Rock
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid Eldgammel, Historie, Filosofi, Religiøs, Teknisk, Jeg er forfatter
Min idé av å ha det gøy er Doing something that both you & I enjoy. ;-)

Leter etter Hva ser du etter i din sjelevenn?

Hva finner du attraktivt? Dristighet, Empati, Humor, Intelligens, Rariteter, Makt, Følsomhet
Hva ser du etter? As long as you have a great heart & you're a good woman who is VERY affectionate as well, I have no problem with you.
Hva slag forhold søker du? Venn, Dato, Intim, Forpliktet