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  • Nombre Michael
  • Me describiría a mi mismo como All the things you say you want in a guy? I'm them. I'm even the things you DON'T say you want, but you do.

    Looking for somewhat ethical JUST monogamy😉

    I write a blog about dating. Read it, absorb it, love it. generaldouchebaggery you know the rest:)

    But since nobody reads these in any case, I'm just going to talk nonsense for the rest of my profile.

    There are people out there named Hyman. I mean, I know it's not spelled the same, but that's like naming your kid Foreskin.

    If I went back in time just 5 minutes, and gave my other self a hand job; would that be simple masturbation or complex quantum homosexuality?

    As I bit into the crisp, clean, delicious apple, I realized that it wasn't an apple at all...BUT A HUMAN HEAD!

    If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not super mean to poor people, like I am now.

    If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
  • Signo Leo
Apariencia y Situación ¿Cual es tu situación actual? Describe tu apariencia.
  • Mi tipo de cuerpo es Normal
  • Mi altura es 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • Mi raza es Caucásico

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