LongDeadDerek


Dive bars, bad movies, good vibes.

Leeftijd 43 Uit: Seattle, Washington Online Meer dan 2 weken geleden

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  • Voornaam Derek
  • Ik beschrijf mezelf als: Just some dude in Seattle. New to this, probably bad at it. Left af, so no racists/‘phobes/cops. Indoorsy type... wtf is up with everyone going hiking anyway? Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun once in a while and I’ve definitely enjoyed long walks at night with my headphones, but every other online-dating profile I come across has hiking as an interest, and let’s be real: if that many people were really into hiking the woods would be lousy with the bodies of lost hikers. And coffee! I get that a lot of people drink it, but you shouldn’t have a specific type of food as an “interest” unless you’re Garfield or a ninja turtle... actually now that I think about it, it’s fine. Dad-bod and humor extraordinaire. I smoke, drink, and like my music loud, no matter what kind from opera to hardcore. Big fan of dive bars, bad movies, and dark comedy.
  • Sterrenbeeld Kreeft
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  • Mijn Lichaamstype Is Gemiddeld
  • Mijn Lengte Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • Mijn Ethniciteit Is Blank

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