TheMollusk420


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Age 44 From Punta Gorda, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name Joe
  • I Would Describe Myself As Just painting the town brown as a prep cook and living my best life in SWFL. I’m 420 friendly and like to spend my free time working on my house to improve it since Ian came through.
  • Sign Cancer
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings
  • My Hair Is Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Food / Catering
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Family, Dining, Music, Movies, Travel, Cooking, Gardening
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Going out for ribs or wings.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Skydiving
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Goal In Life Is To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Fiction, Horror, Satire
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Frowned upon by normal people.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
  • What Do You Look For? Someone smarter than the average bear. No noodles in the salad.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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