Profile a40ozslurpee: Idiot-savant Wunderkind

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Oh golly, where to begin. Is that a question? It's always said as a statement and is more of a rhetorical question anyway - I'm a dork. I'm open minded and sensitive and a whole other bunch of bullshit that you're supposed to say about yourself on these sites so girls will find you attractive and think you're not like all the rest. I only ever met someone from a dating site one time. We met at Spot 6 in Chicago. We talked briefly and then she proceeded to make out with the guy and girl sitting next to her. I feeling a bit akwatd proceeded to leave. So my expectations are...well you get the picture. I love Dance Dance Revolution. I hate emo kids. And badgers scare me.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Jumping on a bus not knowing where it is going and having to talk the entire time...or going to Lincoln Park Zoo and laughing at the red-assed baboons - oh the monkey, nature's clown.
I've Always Wanted To Try lots of things - and short of injuring someone else, I'd probably do it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Jewish
I Attend Services Once A Month
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Comic, Fantasy, History, Music, Political, Reference, Poetry, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Clubbing baby seals

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I'm looking for a great deal on a new car - really, i have no idea what I'm looking for.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed