Profile aesthetica: The fast life in the slow lane

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As I'm pretty much normal, if normal means I've got as much energy as an electrical plant and bounces off the walls more than flubber (90's movie reference FTW!). I'm pretty chill, though, and I'm not really TOO supercrazy. So yeah, hit me up and chat. I might just be the chaos you need.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be My ideal first date could be anything, so long as time outside is spent, and as long as it's Autumn. Maybe a walk in the park, sitting by a river, or doing whatever.
I've Always Wanted To Try I've always wanted to try just hanging out in the woods in a cabin for a week or so. Either that, or a cruise without all the hundreds of people
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Once
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is I really want to find the perfect spot, and have a house there, right on the river, with a huge cliff wall on the other side, and finding a girl to spend the rest of my life with. Maybe die old, if I'm lucky, or die young, and fast, if i'm luckier.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Fiction, Humor, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Sitting and cuddling while kicking my ass in Halo or StarCraft. Either the nerdlife aforementioned, or sitting out and having a cig while talking about whatever

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I'm really open to any girl. Just don't be a complete bitch and we'll get along.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed