Coudn't KIll Me With Irony
Age 53 From Charlotte, North Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
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- I Would Describe Myself As
Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional. In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and undervalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.
A caveat though...
I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago - Sign Virgo
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