Profile ass0fjesus: what the hell?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Cooking, Exercising, Games, Movies, Music
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be you not running away!
I've Always Wanted To Try making out.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is I just want pure happiness, it is all I ask for, it is what I search for, and someday I will kidnap it.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist
My Idea Of Fun Is seriously just talking, a few beers, playing shows, going to shows, getting naked.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? To be defended, I defend whomever I'm dating to no end, I defend the relationship at all costs, I only ask the same, appreciation, trust and please, oh please no shady garbage, no lies. Oh and I don't bring any ex females around nor do I speak to them so it would be grand if you didn't either, I've had enough of that crap. Their your EX's for a reason, punch them and get over it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed