ballsonyerchin


shut your face

Age 46 From Valparaiso, Indiana Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As looking at yer ugly face trying not to throw up
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Muscular
  • My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Belly Button
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Bald
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Rodent, I Own A Farm
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
  • I Live With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be testing yer gag reflexes
  • I've Always Wanted To Try ive done it all
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Raunchy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Very Conservative
  • My Goal In Life Is make cannibalism legal
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
  • My Idea Of Fun Is throwing ppl into traffic
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? well sure as hell aint yer witty personality
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate

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