shut your face
Age 46 From Valparaiso, Indiana Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As looking at yer ugly face trying not to throw up
- Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Muscular
- My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- I Have Kids Yes - At Home
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Bald
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Rodent, I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be testing yer gag reflexes
- I've Always Wanted To Try ive done it all
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Raunchy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Very Conservative
- My Goal In Life Is make cannibalism legal
- My Kind Of Humor Is Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- My Idea Of Fun Is throwing ppl into traffic
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? well sure as hell aint yer witty personality
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate
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