Profile batzz74: Who ate all my orange smarties?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As Not a member:(so cant reply x n check out my mate MissJoey on here too!xx

Why is it you can always think of something funny, witty or sharp to type until you actually start trying to?lol ah well here goes anyway... after being released from a laboratory for medical experimentation to see if people who are not the 'norm' could survive within societys strict constraints regarding acceptable levels of tolerable differences here i am...lol well if for some strange reason your still reading your a)someone who was in there with me lol b)unable to sleep and this is a sure fire way to get bored to sleep c)looking for someone to use as target practise with the new toy ya got got for christmas 'my first lil rocket launcher'..ahem anyway slightly hyper, but friendly fun and genuine nutter looking initially to make some new and hopefully like minded new friends..hmm though the government may step in as they probably dont want 'our kind' to gather in numbers after all if that were to happen we know the world supply of caramac bars would be in danger not to mention cherry coke stock depleting too!! Ahem..wot happened? ok i admit it am a little out of the norm but am happy not to be just another dolly the sheep clone though i dont go out of my way to try to be different as at the end of the day first and foremost good or bad i am just me..no pity required lol. I would rather be thought of kindly as a person who is a great listener and friend who is genuine and sincere with a great sense of humour (though reading this it prob doesnt show lol) than anything and totally believe that you can never have too many friends or know too many people..so if you have room for a slightly strange new friend or aquaintance in your life, just fancy a chat or basically wanna say hi it would be great to hear from you!! Anyway seminar over lol wot do ya mean thank fook lol However anyone who wants to send nasty or derogatory mails please dont waste either of our times as theres no need n if i can get by without having to be so petty am sure u can
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Medical / Health
My Job Title Is Support Officer to General Manager
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be A moonlit picnic on a beach somewhere!! ok that mind sound kinda cliche but i dont care lol
I've Always Wanted To Try slamming a revolving door lol no really go on try it!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Green Party
My Goal In Life Is To enjoy everyday n have no regrets!! (oh n of course find my dark prince to have the cliche moonlit beach picnic etc etc lol)
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Hmm well avoiding the obvious 'throw a chav from a train' 'clay chav shooting' and 'chav bungy' minus the rope erm a kinda struggling on that one lol but seriously i guess all manner of stuff ya know usually involving several of the poor fools crazy enough to spend time with me n consequently whatever the fook ensues from there on in!! lots of the time it involves impromptu and random visits to the coast or wherever (to take over raaa lol) n all good if it involves a few goes on house of the dead 4 lol fun can be had whenever n wherever n so mote it be!! lol and not forgetting riding my bike or going pillion!!!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Someone who is comfortable in there own skin and genuine, someone to laugh with and be able to talk till sunrise with about everything and nothing with and walk along the beach hand in hand, in fact someone who is tactile regardless of the situation, someone where you both understand each other without having to say a word and ultimately someone to stimulate my mind like no one ever has before (n if your a tall biker rocker type with lots of tattoo's n piercings then thats a bonus lol)and again someone to take bike rides out or go pillion with :)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed