no seriousness without sarcasm
Age 47 From New Port Richey, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
i'm a fish out-of-water in this state. i miss california. i'm really bummed that i haven't been completely able to avoid the sun on my arms.
i'm a classical musician (viola) and sell instruments for a living.
i'm a true cynic and this whole dating profile thing feels stupid and weird - Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is European, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Legs
- Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
- I Live Alone
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet, Movies, Music, Reading, Tv
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Clubbing / Bars, Going Shopping, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
- An Ideal First Date Would Be museum
- I've Always Wanted To Try skydiving and modern (hardcore) ensemble using classical instruments
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Libertarian
- My Goal In Life Is my goal in life is to maintain a home that is awesome for cats
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Rock
- When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is a night out being stared at and secretly making fun of the 'squares' (who i'm perfectly able and apt to befriend)
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? i look for someone that is as sarcastic and cynical as i am
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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