billchewsgum


I am the lamest!

Age 45 From Cleveland, Ohio Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As I drink an Ensure every morning. They said I couldn't do it, but here I am. Also, I have a lot of socks.
  • Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Butt
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is University Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Student
  • My Speciality Is Legal
  • My Job Title Is Boss of Nothing
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be All you can eat dinner theater
  • I've Always Wanted To Try I don't enjoy trying.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is I guess I'd like a statue.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Romance, Documentary, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Ambient, Soul, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Stratego!
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Oddities, Power
  • What Do You Look For? I look for marvelous internet people. I love you all.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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