Profile blindmelonfan: Cooler than a polar bears toe nails

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Umm... How am I supposed to describe myself?? I would have to start with the fact that I am pretty awesome. The biggest things I hate about most people is that they think something materialistic is the best thing in the world just because it is the new fad or Lil Wayne song. F that. I like what makes me happy, even if I am the only person that does. My favorite thing in the world is making people laugh. I like Tattoos, I have a lot. I could count but I dont have the patience. I have part of a sleeve (need some more filler) on one arm and the other from wrist up to the bicep. I have weird ones inside lip, top of the foot, a big skull with wings on my throat going up my neck. And a shit ton everywhere else! That is pretty much my favorite thing to do. I have 7/8" gauges septum ring and a couple more a little bit lower.I hate spiders and robots. If you got a question about me, ask, I will tell.
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Anything bbut a movie and dinner. You gotta connect, see some personality.
I've Always Wanted To Try I want to get branded, and professional scarification. I will try anything once. Except for fighting a bear, if it was shorter than me, I got it for sure. Taller, I would have to respectfully decline.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, New age
When I Read, I Always Read Humor
My Idea Of Fun Is Playing beer pong and pool in my garage. Going to the bar, going to wal-mart when it is icey and watching people fall, I like to think that we can make anything fun, so it is endless!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? girls that are not shallow, do not judge, take jokes as well as dish them, do not hop on the bandwagon. Tattoos are very sexy, unless it is the everyday/average tramp stamp. You know, the butterfly with tribal. Lol, any like that.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate