Profile brett_the_bogan: boats n hoes

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As hi, my name is brett. i'm a burly lumber jack that lives for heavy metal and chopping wood. in my spare time i go to metal and rock gigs... i'm looking for a bubbly lady to share my fortune with, a woman with whom i could sit down with for a few crazy mexicans. i dream of finding a woman who isn't ugly, or afraid of being spoilt (in every sense...) by a generous gentlemen like myself.
in the weekends i drink and get inked, could you be the lady to handle it?
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Heavyset
My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Middle Eastern, Hispanic/latino, Pacific Islander
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Learning, Music, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be a quiet crazy mexican with a beautiful lady
I've Always Wanted To Try someone easy
My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Jewish
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is to walk five hundred miles to plant my seed in some lucky lady...
My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Business, Fiction, History, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Head banging, chopping wood all day long in the hot hot sun, getting inked, tasteful gentlemen's clubs

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Sensitivity, Money, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? good looks and money!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate