Profile charlatan: standards as abysmal as your soul

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As A big ol' lump of nothing trying to understand existance
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be One worthy enough to become a chapter in the Bible, or the basis of a novel; possibly a sappy romantic movie.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is dismanteling systems, doing what I want to do, abolish existential anxiety, worry, and depression.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Anything that lets me know I exist, or can effectivly disprove that assumption.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I look for questions and answers. Something I can obsess over.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed