Profile colincoogan: my soul is black just like my male parts

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Bully
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be Perusing outside of a movie theater, then entering into the video store nextdoor to rent Lion King, proceeding back to my car to watch said Lion King on my rear seat DVD player, to quickly move onto the part where you SAY you don't usually put out on a first date (but you do anyway when I tell you that you might be The One). At which point I tell you that my favorite position is from the rear while you are trying to escape from the car, then you essentially give in to the emotion of the moment (because you have become unconscious). This is the only way I would ever spend a first date.
I've Always Wanted To Try Cottage Cheese, mixed with all natural herbs and spices, and only the freshest lemonade in the area. It is all I have to look forward to in this dismal world.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is To be accepted into my family, because when they realized that I had gotten a belly button tattoo AND had plastic surgery to make the lower half of my body black AND had gotten a second round of plastic surgery to graft a panther tail onto my spinal cord, they weren't pleased :/
My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Instructional, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Horror, Mathematics, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Feeding on the sinew of thieves and gluttons, basking in the dark of the harvest moon, all while watching the Lion King

naked.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Power
What Do You Look For? Big fat pulsating man meat
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed