I Think There's Something Wrong With Him
Age 47 From Vancouver, British Columbia Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Born and raised in Canada, cuckoo quickly learned the fine art of eating the seemingly unedible. After several visits to the emergency room, young cuckoo opted for a hobby a little more "unique". Enter: The Flaming Underwear Dance. Cuckoo suffered many a perplexing burn on his "underwear" spots, which would prove to haunt him till this very day. He was soon "taken away" and put on heavy doses of medication at the local "Happy Hospital". From there, he perfected the art of drool spots on paper. An art that consisted of a hospital worker filling cuckoo's mouth with oil paints and letting the drool drip out of his mouth and drip on paper located on his empty dinner dish. He is known for amazing audiences everywhere with his rather crafty "Richard Kind" drool spot series and ofcourse controversial "Baby Jesus Making Jell-O" series as well. Cuckoo has recently announced he is working on a new series curiously titled, "Toast; Dad; Trout", where he will further explore the uncharted world of drool art and somehow include breakfast meats in the mix. It is unknown whether or not, cuckoo's more recent art is a work of genius or perhaps just the result of his mind slowly deteriorating from the large doses of medication he recieves. Most of the public are leaning towards the second option, however we'll just have to see what the "art" world has to say about it.
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Native American
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Hospitality / Travel
- My Job Title Is Cook
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Cooking, Camping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be the beginnng of something great.
- I've Always Wanted To Try becoming one with great sasquatch
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is Eventually I will suceed in breaking the world record of burning marshmallows.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is me write, me draw, me cook, me sing & play guitar, me good books, me good movies...I'm currently writing/drawing a 3-part children's book series and a multiple-part graphic novel series, I'm also working on a sound manipulation project and a music project...and at the moment there's a nice roast in the oven.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
- What Do You Look For? anybody who makes thing comfortable...and hopefully doesn't mind dressing up as Star Wars characters and trashing Star Trek conventions...wow...am I serious? guess you'll have to find out
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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