Profile dekesneakles: Who loves the sun?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As I'm constantly described as the sunniest, go-lucky, make-you-want-to-vomit-blood-into-your-mouth-because-i'm-the-most-endearing-person-of-all-time-ever. i'm the human equivalent of "Candy-Coated Clown". i wake up early and greet the sun with a song and a dance and a big "eat-feces" grin. i'm pretty much perfect although i might be too modest sometimes when i describe myself. i like bright colors and happy endings. i'm completely and hopelessly illiterate. i'd like to develop couples tanning booths. i'm founding a bank that sells lottery tickets. i laugh constantly, often at completely inappropriate times and at completely appropriate people. i wake up smelling like cinnamon rolls and spring romance. my vices include helping strangers, energetic dancing, using round-house kicks to solve problems, and the electric starlight orchestra. i'm popular and successful.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be we get into another tag-team slap-fight against david bowie and mick jagger for money and the pink slip to bowie's moorcycle.
I've Always Wanted To Try filling in absurd lists and questionaires
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is control the global supply of mascara and rabbits' feet.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is sinisteriousness and lurking

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? holes in the street, roving gangs, my keys, squirrels, a point to most of the things people seem to think, people yelling my name or words that sound like my name, vacancies, the ever-elusive mexican clown bear, someone on crutches whom thinks s/he's bad and wants to race me on my old arm-legs, scrap metal, waldo, the predator, treasure, the spoon in highlight's hide-a-pictures, hidden cameras, stuff, things, motherfuckers with angst in their names, sweeping the leg, restaurants with good mashed potatoes and clean bathrooms, ninjas
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed