dorkwithoutaface


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Age 42 From Ottawa, Ontario Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As I myself am not a goth, but I like the culture as a spectator. I'm a very talkative and funny person. I have a great sense of humor. Annnd I'll write more later! :D
  • Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
  • My Hair Is Blonde
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Politics / Government
  • My Job Title Is I work in a call centre
  • I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Often
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Starting with the mundane art of coffee and conversation, then seeing what sort of crazy thing to do (Hey, I don't want to think of everything myself ;) )
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Ha, this is an opener for a raunchy response. There are many things I've always wanted to try and 1000 characters or less won't cut it, plus I do like having some mystery :O
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is Make it out alive (wait, how does that even make sense?)
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Whatever trouble comes from watching bad horror movies while drinking Whiskey. As you can imagine *anything* could happen (I lead a life of danger I do)
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Someone who isn't completely batshit insane. That would be a nice starter. I like weird, I just hate crazy (and I'm talking the bad "I don't take my medication because I like to drink" crazy, not the "Hey, let's dress up as badgers and play chess in the park" crazy, that kind of crazy is actually fun.)
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date

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