Profile dorkydork: Wow! I'm a big Dorky Dorkelstein.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Dorky. I like to cry. My mom strips. Girls make me nervous. I think I may be Emo. Spider web eyeliner turns me on. If you're a big dork like me let me know. Maybe we can go to a cemetary and write bad poetry about vampires. Anne Rice is my hero.
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Fire Starter, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be My mom would pick you up in her SUV. I have to sit in the back so I don't hurt myself with the cigarette lighter. Then I would borrow some money from her (she makes enough dancing to support both of us!) so we could go to a Denny's and drink coffee before heading over to the cemetary and sitting on top of the biggest tombstone we could find and reading poetry to each other and contemplating the fact the we are immortal. Then we would drink each others blood and cry tears of blood til my mom picks us up before sunrise. I have a big coffin at home we could sleep in til the sun sets again.
I've Always Wanted To Try being the one that doesn't get beat up. Maybe I would stop my Emo tendencies.
My Friends Describe Me As Being I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Socialist
My Goal In Life Is to one day be able to die. I am doomed to be a vampire and haven't found the right vampire girl to put a stake through my blackend heart.
My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is Hanging out in a cemetary with my fellow Vampire friends. Writing poetry under the full moon while listening to the children of the night howl behind the weeping willows I sit under as I cut myself with the blade of ages that my mom bought me with the money she made dancing at Scores one weekend in New York on my birthday. I was sad.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Empathy
What Do You Look For? Someone who likes to find the biggest and bestest cemetaries in Canada. Has fangs, spiderweb makeup, listens to Emo, Siouxsie, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, anything that Trent or Brian puts out. I think they might be Heavy Metal guys making money off of the goth scene. I don't know. I guess I'm just following what everyone else thinks is cool.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate