I fart loud and smell them often.
Age 104 From Cypress, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak Arabic, Hebrew
- I Would Describe Myself As A B see dee e EF gee H eye J kay L m NO pee. Durt dah durrr.
- Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Heavyset
- My Height Is 4' 1 (1.24 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is African American, Middle Eastern
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Hair
- My Hair Is Light Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Fish
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Municipal / Law Enforcement
- My Job Title Is Staff
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Often
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Sleeping
- I've Always Wanted To Try Shoving tomatoes in someones butt.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Once A Month
- My Political Views Are Republican
- My Goal In Life Is To eat and be free.
- My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Drama, Documentary, Family
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To I Don't Like Music
- When I Read, I Always Read Business, Philosophy
- My Idea Of Fun Is Keeping my clothes on. NO PERVERTS.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Money
- What Do You Look For? Hair. HAIRY! Chubby. only kissing. no ****
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date
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