Profile drmickdikincider: Someday i'll be a dirty old man. :)

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak Urdu
I Would Describe Myself As Simple yet Sofisticated, like a really thin pancake
Sign Capricorn

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be slip and slide on the beach at midnight with a dozen midgets carrying me from the finish to the start over and over again drunk as shit and balloons and an egg tossing competition with Elton John serenading me while i give him head- nice and a family size Kentucky Fried Chicken meal all for myself th 50$ one
I've Always Wanted To Try learn how to read
My Friends Describe Me As Being I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is overthrow the government n give it to that dog that talks on the Bush Beans commercial-hook up with a two headed chick n watch em fight over giving me head
My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Biography, Business, Computers, Fantasy, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Political, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is havin fun

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Great Skills
What Do You Look For? Well this a tough one cause when i see a woman for the first time i look at their eyes, if the individual continues eye contact i can usually tell through the expression if they are a.tolerant b.disgusted c.amused d.attracted e.wondering why i'm not wearing a helmet and a bibb.After that (when they turn their head)check out the figure, i can't say what my favorite girly part is cause it's about the total package.But mainly a cute face is a must.Must have a sick sense of humor or u will find me repulsive, promise.U gotta be a kinda smart but not so smart u know every ****ing thing, so annoying.Must luv dogs (rearin a couple english bulldogs)A person who would rather talk on the phone instead of texting for 5 ****ing hours to have a two minute conversation.Hot ****is cool too.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed