Profile dstructivelement: tony little jack daniels and the open rd

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm always down to meet new people cause you never know where life is going to take you. Im goofy, twisted, and very sarcastic. I am related to helen keller. i used to throw bird seed on her books at family reunions. I love it when a girl grabs me by the ears and whispers kiss me where it smells funny. Despite my sick sense of humor i am actually a caring person. The opposite of a headbook is what i have and it ends with joeespositorocks, so hit me up
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be sitting on the railroad tracks drinking 40's or throwing things off bridges... i don't know. It really all depends on what the moment calls for
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to eventually become a walmart greeter or a tacobell manager... idk probably become a vet tech and save up enough money so i can open my own irish punk bar down the line
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, History, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is grabbing a couch off the side of the road and putting it on wheels then riding it around wearing a viking helmet singing some neil diamond

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? someone who likes the same shit as me, im not looking for a twin, but im tired of dating girls that are complete opposites of me
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed