Profile eddiemacspew: Jesus gone and pushed him off the shelf

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Just a dirty old pirate setting sail for trade winds of the Great Plains glory.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hair
Body Art Branded, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Other, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Reserved, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Dancing, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be Well, that's a tough one... Let's say a local show, then coffee at a truck stop?
I've Always Wanted To Try Might be fun to create a new breed of critter.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is To make people laugh and possibly make things a bit better for those I love. And to remain sane in this insane world.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Supernatural, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is It can be anything, as long as it's worth a laugh or two along the way.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend