selfharmtit
Age 58 From Sunderland, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As I am the reincarnation of a very happy chappy who got sad in my coma
- Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Thick
- My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is European
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Neck
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
- My Speciality Is Military
- My Job Title Is poop shoot veteran
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Fire Starter, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Volunteering
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
- I've Always Wanted To Try ****ing someone else before embalming myself while doing vodka enema on richard whitely's great grand mother estranged
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
- I Attend Services Once
- My Political Views Are Very Conservative
- My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is doing my own vacuum cleaner noises when my vacuum cleaner was accidently left out in the family caravan
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Power
- What Do You Look For? another exercise in futility
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate
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