Dark Chocolate... Darker Love
Age 53 From El Monte, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Slightly overweight Germanian Super Model. Emotionally retarded. Looking for chicks with extreme emotional issues and big racks. Cutting, listening to Morrissey in a dark corner by myself, eating a sandwich.
- Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Stocky
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Hands
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is King of the Underground Flunkies
- I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Often
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Observant, Flirtatious
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up, Tv
- An Ideal First Date Would Be A large pepperoni pizza, covered in sausage with Morrissey playing in the background.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Losing weight
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is I have no goals
- My Kind Of Humor Is Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Industrial, Soul, Reggae
- When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is Eating a pizza on top of another pizza, with smaller pizzas and sandwiches as toppings.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Money
- What Do You Look For? Hot super model who likes to eat
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate
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