Anyone heading to Kinetik Festival?
Age 45 From Kitchener, Ontario Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.
- Sign Cancer
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Athletic
- My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is European
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Legs
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
- My Job Title Is Supreme Overlord of the Universe
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live Alone
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.
- I've Always Wanted To Try to slam a revolving door...
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Socialist
Taste
What do you like?
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- My Idea Of Fun Is
Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...
Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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