Slap me with a salmon
Age 37 From Newport, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Love music, from caliban to annie lennox with some portishead and psi trance in-between. I like day as much as night, and I have a crappy job that I enjoy. Oh and i'm straight, sorry guys x
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Food / Catering
- My Job Title Is Waiter
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live Alone
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Camping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Not thick or chavvy.
- I've Always Wanted To Try to give birth. Lmao
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Buddhist / Taoist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Not Sure
- My Goal In Life Is Hmmm... have fun and stay out of (too much) trouble.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Dance, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Sports
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
- What Do You Look For? Sweetness and rebellion, good outlook.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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