gapinganustumor


Lets eat dog lint and glue together

Age 37 From Detroit, Michigan Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, German
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Widowed
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Belly Button
  • Body Art Other
  • My Hair Is Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Retired
  • My Speciality Is Teacher / Education
  • My Job Title Is I churn dog biscuits out of ceiling tile
  • I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Music, Movies, Games, Dining, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Opening up a bottle of draino and having a good time.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Not opening up a bottle of draino and having a good time.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Buddhist / Taoist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is Become a teacher and study philosophy while I eat food.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Classic, History, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Eating food, peeing on things, playing video games, watching retarded movies, studying, doing retarded things, making fun of people, eating food on people, reading food on people, and eating food.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness
  • What Do You Look For? I look for people reading the words eat, food and retard over and over again. I think you should stop reading this and talk to me.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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