Profile gustavthemad: Straight outta the Baton Rouge Safe Zone

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As My birth name is Wang Chung and I came to this country from Hong Kong where I was falsely accused of the murder of a leading member of the local Tong. In vain I tried to prove my that I was innocent, but I was forced to flee. Now, I'm all alone. A desperate man on the edge of....I'm sorry I couldn't resist. None of that's true. The truth(?) is my name is Jacob and I'm from Louisiana. I'm deathly afraid of noodles, I love horror movies, I might be a genius, and I have all of my toes. Do you?
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is The ultimate conquest of Earth and the subjugation of it people's to my will. But seriously folks, I'm at present trying to follow my dream and become a private investigator. This will hopefully help me in my bid for world *****ation. Baby steps, people.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is I enjoy going to restaurants, finding people that are talking and laughing REALLY loudly, and making up my own little conversations for them. I also enjoy scheming, plotting, lurking, the occult, and water polo.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I'll let you know when she makes parole and I find her.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed