guttervamp


Sorta Metal, Sorta Goth, Sorta Geek...

Age 48 From Canton, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I don't fit into any one particular neat little category. I'm ME.

    I'm intelligent, stable, and have a really cynical, dark, and goofy sense of humor... think of George Carlin crossed with Beavis & Butt-Head.

    I also write and publish unorthodox vampire fiction as a hobby.

    I'm mostly harmless, unless you hate it when someone can make you laugh. I'm kinda good at that.
  • Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Gray
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Other
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
  • My Job Title Is Copywriter / Marketing Consultant
  • I Live With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
  • My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Simply hanging out and talking, really -- just getting to know one another without the pressure of trying to live up to anybody's notions of what a "good" first date should be.

    Not very romantic, sure, but I really do want to get to know somebody before I even begin to make a clumsy attempt at being Romeo. I'm not terribly suave, and I'm fully aware of it -- so I instead like to focus on your personality and what you're like, and give you a chance to get to know me.

    That way, if I totally screw up an attempt at being romantic, I'm less likely to come off like a complete loser! Y'see, I'm kinda dense, but I'm not dumb.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Going to a comic, science fiction, or horror convention of some sort -- it seems like it'd be a really fun experience. Unless everybody's been lying to me...
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is Is to be happy and have a good time before I check out.

    I'd also like to become at least a semi-famous author, as opposed to an underground sorta guy.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Long conversations that are equal parts thoughtful and ridiculous... conversations with real give and take and that are actually ABOUT something, not just what's on those stupid reality shows.

    I love reading, writing, watching movies, hanging out with friends, walking, running, and looking at the stars on clear nights.

    I've been known to wrestle with cats and dogs, and also enjoy taking in a good concert, depending on who's playing.

    I'm not a complex, difficult-to-please kinda guy... I'm pretty simple, so I can have fun almost anywhere.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? Someone who's stable, intelligent, and has a really open sense of humor -- and who won't look upon me as a scratching post or ATM, because I'm neither.

    I value respect, kindness, and consideration -- and I don't want someone to look after me, keep me out of trouble, or run my life. I do that just fine by myself, thank you. At the same time, I don't want to have to be anybody's babysitter, either.

    It'd be nice to have someone to go on little adventures with, even if it's only hunting for a hard-to-find book, going to a concert, or going for a walk. As I said, I'm not a complex guy -- it'd be cool to have somebody to share the fun things in my life with, and see what sorta things she's got in her life.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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