Profile helga2012: Cheeky Chops

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, Arabic
I Would Describe Myself As Hand and foot model. Right foot only. Love men with dentures, bald spats, unibrows, and back hair. And not over the age of 33. No glasses though. I have a glasses phobia.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Black
My Ethnicity Is Other
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hands
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Rodent
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Dancing, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Dragging someone along the beach by their feet. we would take turns of course and its totally voluntarry. I would love to learn to spell on a first date too. A nice spelling contest over a cold glass of wine spritzer. Ive never had wine spritzer you see.
I've Always Wanted To Try to make a flying contraption, a personal rocket of some sort. I saw that it has recently been created and i have been depressed about it for a few days. i have more ideas though.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Democrat
My Goal In Life Is Teach an animal of some sort to speak. My cat can say hello. And im tryin to teach her some latin now.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is Staring contests preferbly with strangers, but sometimes with friends.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I dont look, they find me. arent i full of myself. yes. yes i am.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate