Profile hookerbeast62656: YO!!! Check-... stuff out ('n fluff).

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As I don't know what to type. 'Just signing up to check what's up. I don't know what there is to me!!! 'Just ask kindly, and I'll return the favor!!! And YES, though the profile dictates that I'm after a man, I consider myself "bi". It's confusing, and I know that people hate it, but I don't give a f*ck. That is all for now. LATERZ/LOVE Y'ALL.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Dining, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be I don't f*cking know!!! As long as the date is him and/or herself, then that's fine; I'd rather see who someone really is than have someone that will put up much of an effort to impress me, but that might (in fact) be who they are, but-... yeah. 'Something simple would be fine, though.
I've Always Wanted To Try Skydiving, diving, spelunking (*spelling?), hiking, camping (more than one night), and ALL SORTS OF OTHER CRAZY THINGS. I'm curious about a lot of things, so I probably won't hesitate to try MOST things, but even some of the weird and/or extreme stuff might tempt me with the proper coaxing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is I want to make something, and all of that good fluff. I don't really know what I want for myself or specifically, but I do know that I want to have some sort of impact; maybe I lead myself into art to inspire people, or I become political and fight for the greater good, or maybe I just do something big and pointless. OR maybe that's just not what I'm meant to do, but that's fine, too. As long as I live and take life for the ride, I'm fine.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is F*CK-... what is fun?!? I have NO idea. I don't really care what I'm doing- I'm always content. BUT when I DO have fun, it could be simple stuff like hanging out, 'n sh*t. That doesn't mean, however, that I don't get crazy on occasion; clubs are a sometimes-thing, and some late-night pranks are always appreciated when I can get the right people, but none of it is needed.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? I look for-... HUMAN (if I can get it). I don't really have standards at all, really. I find a lot of people interesting, and I'm also the type to KNOW that there's a lot to everyone; everyone has a story. Standards and labels aren't my thing, but for reason (I'm not some dumb ho that tries to be "indie" like that, or something).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate