Profile jacklovessally: spooning always leads to forking

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am 31 years old and a single mother of two boys. I have black hair and blue eyes. Fair skin with freckles. I am 5'6 and 250lbs.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Fish
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Dinner and bloody slasher movie
I've Always Wanted To Try Up for anything once, Twice if I like it
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Not to become exactly like my parents
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Poetry, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Going to concerts, hanging out with friends, watching horror movies, listening to my favorite music, Smoking weed, Getting drunk with friends, Anything else you would like to know about me just ask...

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? someone who never tries to change me. Someone easy going and open minded. Someone who can make me laugh, and who will treat me the way I treat them.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend