Profile jayhova: I am Jay Hova 4x4 What more do you need?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I am a living contradiction. I am a forthright, straightforward lover of farce and absurdity. I am a non-practicing atheist. I am a logical and rational person as well as a weird and chaotic person. I am a very passionate person as well as a very stoic person. I am both giving and demanding (this should not be construed as me being demanding about how you should live your life, I am demanding about how others treat me). I am very forward and very complex. I love science and hate math. I am reliable. I am honest. I am cute. I am funny. I prefer logic over emotion. I grow roses, but no longer have time to tend to them. I am often far too direct and I can be accused of being too evasive when trying not to say something that I shouldn't.

Things I have done: Co-owed a punk rock club, played in 3 bands, wrote for a number of Texas music newspapers with a circulation of 15, 000, hosted a regular hour long show on a pirate radio station, opened for the Butthole Surfers when Gibby Haynes pulled me up on stage and said "Just keep talking.", ran around in my underwear in a crowded theater (see above), fixed cars, built a blood-spitting chainsaw, worked on films and videos, ran my own computer business, drove 130 MPH through Alabama, wrestled with a young lion, became a minister in The Church of the Subgenius and have since performed 3 marriages, attended SF conventions, collected comics and wandered through downtown Boston's three worst neighborhoods at 4AM delirious, covered from the knees down in vomit.

Political Ideology: OKCupid seems to think that I am more republican than most. In my case, it seems to be picking up on my beliefs about ethics. If you look at me closely I'm sure you will find that I am nothing like any republican you have ever met. Politically, I am an advocate of personal freedom, responsibility and consequently an advocate of smaller, less intrusive government. I have very definite ideas about right and wrong. I am in favor of some major changes in the way which the country is run, a system that favors the party with the most to spend. I am in favor of real choices in schooling as opposed to incessantly pumping up a tire with a hole in it. I find the idea that the government thinks it knows how to spend your money better than you do to be absurd.

My interests are: punk rock, SF aka science fiction, computers, science, big brains, interesting people, restaurants, drinking tea and recently bubble tea and general weirdness.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hair
My Hair Is Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
I Live Alone
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Movies, Internet, Games, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Libertarian
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Computers, Fiction, Horror, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Geeking out.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Wit
What Do You Look For? the hole