Profile kinghenrik: Stay off the partyboat

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I used to sell explosionproof lighting equipment until they told me stop coming in. Now i hang around the natural history museum and pretend i work there. In all fairness i do know quite a bit about the biology of a giant squid.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Music, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be I'm not quite sure, but i do like how one of the above choices was "X-TREME SPORTS." So on our first date we're going to jump out of a helicopter with snowboards strapped to our feet while drinking mountain dew.
I've Always Wanted To Try Driving the world's fastest Cushman cart into a swimming pool full of marshmallows and alligators.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Music, Political, Reference, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Stealing bulldozers, drinking in vacant lots, making lots become vacant by clearing them in a stolen bulldozer while drunk. I also like going to ice hockey games and doing laundry, but not at the same time.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For? Someone will to call my bluff when i'm full of bologna, which is often. That being said, i never actually eat bologna. That's just sick.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed