kumquatdisaster


I AM THE ILLEST

Age 34 From Englewood, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As IF YOUR AREN'T DEAD THAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DANCING
    AND IF YOU AREN'T DANCING THAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD
    I listen to most every type of music and I don't eat meat and I write songs and I kill people
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Fit
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
  • My Hair Is Dark Blonde
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
  • My Job Title Is Murderer
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Games, Dancing
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be I don't know... I'm totally a cheap date, but we won't go to McDonald's... but we can have vegiburgers at my house!
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Everything
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is Is to live in Europe in a studio making art using a variety of mediums.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Industrial, Latin, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Horror, Music, Political
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Smokin and writing songs with my friend Talon for our acoustic band Metacognition.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? I'm looking for a girl who can hate the world with me...
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date

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