laldan


i wet my self on your bannana bowl

Age 36 From Ulverston, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Dutch, Chinese, Hebrew, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As most women dont like the size of my vegetable plot because its too big BO BO BO cathrine haworth has nice eyes
  • Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Fit
  • My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Legs
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Exotic Animal, Fish, Other
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some High School
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
  • My Job Title Is landscape gardener
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
  • My Social Behavior Is Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Camping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be at a really good gig goin nuts in the crowd with lots of beer too
  • I've Always Wanted To Try bungee jumping and sky diveing
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is make good of others wrongs
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Instructional, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Animation, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Latin, Dance
  • When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is take me to bed now or loose me forever WHORE
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? mothers
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend

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