Profile mammoth_man: Eat a bug, praise Cthulu, repeat

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As I'm big, not fat per se. Okay yeah I'm kind of fat but I actually have a large skeleton. I'm a philosopher a poet and a pacifist and death metal singer. It makes sense trust me. I write and direct as much as the rest of humanity will allow me. I love the stage, watching and performing. I like to think I'm funny but not in a retarded Dane Cook way in an actually funny kind of way.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Throwing all caution to the proverbial wind and engaging in acts of youth-full abandon. Like buying a live lobster covering it in stick on rhinestones and releasing it back into the ocean now that it is the world's most fabulous lobster.
I've Always Wanted To Try Eating bugs. I know it sounds gross but they're supposed to be just as nutritious as mammals and let's face it there are tons of them around. I ate a chocolate covered grasshopper once but I want like I big roasted beetle or something. You cringe but I bet they're awesome.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is I want to be talked about. I'm kind of vain that way actually, I love when I hear "I was telling my friend about that thing you did" I want to do something so for years people are saying "Hey, remember that guy who did that stuff? Yeah, that guy was crazy"
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Acting like an idiot.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity
What Do You Look For? Smart, really smart. I'm like Hitler for dumb people. Also the will and ambition to do stupid things despite how smart you may actually be... it makes sense.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date