VF: Maximilian_Explosion
Age 35 From Worksop, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Hi there! I just want to take this opportunity to inform you that I am in fact, an aubergine. Now, I want you to understand that this is nothibng to panic about, but you should be prepared to evacuate the immediate area in case of infection. This will result in an extinction event roughly similar to what the Cable Guy did to Jim Carrey's career.
If you're still reading after that, my name is Joseph. Not Joe, Joseph. But I don't mind if you call me Joe.
I experiment with life, I want to try a bit of everything before I die, which could be any moment. I want to meet people to do crazy shit with.
This summer I'm plotting escape routes throughout England's canals, just in case... Plus, it'll be an adventure.
And isn't that what life is all about? Adventure?, lets give it a shot.
On the note of adventure, I'm a complete Sci-Fi nerd. I have all Star Trek: the Next Generation, all Farscape episodes, and I'm working on Stargate ;)
Ooh! I forgot! Physical description! Well, I'm 6 foot 7 (that's 2 metres ;) big as a door), With long golden blonde hair and dark blue eyes. - Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Scarred
- My Hair Is Blonde
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Fish
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Student
- My Speciality Is Student
- My Job Title Is IT Practitioner
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Someone where there would be little pressure to talk all the time, like a nice walk somewhere etc.
- I've Always Wanted To Try To climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, planned for Summer '09!
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Conservative
- My Goal In Life Is To conquer the world, and rule her with an iron fist. From there, I shall establish a base ont he moon fromw hich to plot the destruction of my fiery nemesis, the sun!
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Situation Comedies, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Dance
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Instructional, Philosophy, Religious, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is Doing anything insane, relaxing, adrenaline pumping, calming and generally awesome. From getting really drunk in the garden to climbing a mountain range.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness
- What Do You Look For? Someone who can put up with me being psychotically cheerful one day and jumping fromt he rafters the next, preferably they would be like that too :P
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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