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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As 21 years old. College student in English major. Horror movies and Harry Potter ftw. I'm a zombie.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Other
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Rodent
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be A dark bar, loud music, lots of drinks, then home for the after party.
I've Always Wanted To Try Anything.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Parties, events, anything to keep me on the move.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Keep me laughing, and thinking.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed