Profile missstevierae: I need a cannon. Fetch me a cannon!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, German, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As I like to talk. I love to argue. I smoke, and drink. A lot. I love piercings, and tattoos. The more the better. I don't deal well with stupid people. And i fired that little person in my head that tells me i really shouldn't say certain things.
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be A movie or a live show, followed by a bar or coffee shop where we could talk.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To rule over the survivors of the zombie apocalypse. I think I would make an awesome tyrant/ dictator!
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Trouble. If you're fairly certain you shouldn't be doing it, then I've probably done it at least twice. And laughed while doing it.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date