Profile morbidmissy: what a deviant

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am going back to school (I started college as a Mortuary Science student) and I am now majoring in forensics... Not as... well... morbid. I'd much rather spend my day sorting through body parts then talking to a stiff (that gets real old, real quick)I enjoy to read and I miss the beach. I grew up in NY and everbody calls me Missy. Was that random enough for you? Oh did i mention, I think i have ADD??
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Fish
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Well it would be much appreciated if you dont grope me within five minutes, unless of course you ask.
Ok so back to ideal. Coffee is good, and an excellent way of getting to know somebody. Then maybe back to my place, or just go bowling. Who knows. I just wanna go out and have a good time! Make me laugh!!
I've Always Wanted To Try Dating a chick? Noo wait.. did that.. I dont know. I always wanted to try to be happy, but happiness never seems to be in my cards.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is I want to be successful, have a family and be happy. And I dont necessarily mean offspring of my own. I am content with lots of pets that love me.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Didnt I answer this atleast 3 times already?? I just want somebody who doesnt judge me and my odd sense of humor. Who isnt mainstream. Who doesnt look down upon my :normal" friends. Who is ok with my dorky-ness and my always being re-donkulously (means rediculously) punctual for everything. And who laughs at the words I make up when I cant think of the right word
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed