mrhappy


Zombie LF some brains

Age 45 From Shawnee, Kansas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Zombie I wander around looking for brains to eat. If I find brains I eat them. I enjoy long walks to find brains. I enjoy eating brains. I enjoy pets they come right up to me so I can eat their brains. Pretty much looking for brains if you without brains I'm not interested.
  • Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Athletic
  • My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Separated
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Smile
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Student
  • My Job Title Is Shambling Zombie
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Not being a zombie.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services On Holidays
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is Settle down with a Zombie wife have some zombie kids. Then ravage the local communities and towns and eat brains.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Eating brains, in a park, in the dark with green eggs and ham.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Someone with really tasty brains.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate

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