Profile muzz-rocks: Joker looking for Queen of Hearts

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Dutch
I Would Describe Myself As A little about me, because if i give away too much then there will be no surprises!

I can talk about anything from shoe string theories of the universe to who was the best teenage ninja turtle.

I also have an inner anarchist side to me which is always very much on show. I do stand up comedy in and around Edinburgh and Glasgow, but i do love comedy so don't be surprised if i ask you to a gig.
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Causing random hilarity
I've Always Wanted To Try Pole Dancing, being a ninja, zorbing, swimming with sharks, punching a zebra
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is doing stand up comedy full time and to write novels and tv shows
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Ideally I’m looking for someone who is equally happy spending nights in with a dvd and a takeaway or dancing like a crazy fool at a rave in a wherehouse. Someone who can appreciate good music (not the commercially pumped out BS that is forced down our thoughts whenever we want to listen to some music), is pretty cute, alternative and has a fantastic bum!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed