oldedirtycarnie


Canned Meat Product

Age 39 From Anaheim, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As Intellectual without being well-read. Dark, silly, and absurdist sense of humor. Laid-back mostly, but upbeat when the occasion calls for it. I dabble in creative writing, journalism, and geek/punk culture but not too heavily.

    Just wanting to know the touch of a good woman before I die, like most men.
  • Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
  • My Eyes Are Black
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Belly Button
  • Body Art Scarred
  • My Hair Is Black
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
  • My Speciality Is Student
  • My Job Title Is Dirt Kicker
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Dark
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Long romantic walk on the beach at night, followed by seal harpooning
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Getting laid
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is To beat the system
  • My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, I Don't Like Tv
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
  • When I Read, I Always Read I'm An Author
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Money

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