project1228


Not everyone is quite Pneumatic.

Age 36 From Horn Lake, Mississippi Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, French, German, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.
  • Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Stocky
  • My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
  • My Eyes Are Gray
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Hair
  • Body Art Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Embalmer, Removals, Writer
  • I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
  • I Live Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
  • At Home There Is No Noise
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services On Holidays
  • My Political Views Are Socialist
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate

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