Not everyone is quite Pneumatic.
Age 36 From Horn Lake, Mississippi Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, French, German, Other
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.
- Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Stocky
- My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
- My Eyes Are Gray
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Hair
- Body Art Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Embalmer, Removals, Writer
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services On Holidays
- My Political Views Are Socialist
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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