Profile redeyes79: A joker without a queen

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Oh geez just ask cause I'm not good at explaining myself on here.
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate No

More about him

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Clubbing / Bars, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be well generally a first date will be at a nice resturant getting to know each other then take it from there I dont have a ideal date cuase everyone is different and has different tastes so i generally take it by ear
I've Always Wanted To Try To try to learn new language, or learn a new custom from another country.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Shoot I have too many that gives my brain a migraine my priority at this moment is to make a army of drones and take over the world and eventually be pray as your new god (yes you must worship the all mighty red). But before that day comes, I will continue to find new ways to poke fun at democracy as a whole. it would nice to meet a nice girl and get married (that be also be important too). I like to go back to college and get my phd as archeologist. Plus I need a new white noise box to continue talking to dead (yes grandma does need to hear new ways to administer arsenic from beyond the grave). and btw if this creeps you out or doesn't remotely amuse you then I guess hell has officially has ordered air conditioners and snow machines to add to their ski lifts. Oh yeah one more thing before I forget to mentioned but would like to have woman able to walk around the house completely naked which of course should never be overlook right guys? Wink wink
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, New age, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Fantasy, History, Mystery, Reference, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Reading and shoppings mostly. My favorite hangouts are petstores, aquarium stores, museums, zoos, blade armories, the local tobacco shops, and the occasional chance I would go to the renn faire

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? Someone who isn't judge mental and is very romantic but kinky, and affectionate, I prefer bigger size girls but any size is fine and you must be monogamous and straight (I don't do open relationships nor do bi****als). Oh yeah if you wear mini dresses and knee high boots or higher is definitly bonus points. (wink ,wink).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed